Woody Allen quotes
"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"
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"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought---particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."
"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."
"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
"I am at two with nature."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."