Will Rogers quotes
"Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects."
Take this quote mobile"Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators."
"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even."
"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."
"On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."
"People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible."
"Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison."
"Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals."
"Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators."