W. C. Fields quotes
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
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"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy."
"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
"I never vote for anyone I always vote against."
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and wat"
"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed."