Victor Borge quotes
"Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
Take this quote mobile"I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't."
"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.