Victor Borge quotes
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."
"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
"Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year."
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything els"
"The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of"
