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"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television."
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"Any new venture goes through the following stages: enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent, and decoration of those who did nothing."
"Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery."
"How to win a case in court: If the law is on your side, pound on the law; if the facts are on your side, pound on the facts; if neither is on your side, pound on the table."
"Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway."
"Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date."
"It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie."
"Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty."
"All power corrupts, but we need the electricity."