Tommy Boy quotes
"Tommy If I wanted a kiss I'd call your mother."
"Tommy Richard, who's your favorite little rascal Alfalfa or is it Spanky"
"Tommy Fat guy in a little coat."
"Richard Try an association such as Let's say the average person uses ten percent of his brain. How much do you use One and a hal"
"Richard It's called reading-top to bottom-left to right-group words together into sentences-take tylenol for any headaches-midol"
"Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's wor"
"Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy You know a lot of people go to col"
"Richard Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten y"
