Tom Lehrer quotes
"It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year."
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"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
"The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."
"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
"The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds o"
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that"