Steven Wright quotes
"If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?"
Take this quote mobile"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect."
"I have an existential map. It has You are here written all over it."
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"
"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?"