Stephen Leacock quotes
"I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
"Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort."
"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
"A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something."
"It may be that those who do most, dream most."
"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel"
"Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions."
"I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
