Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future quotes
"No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot."
Take this quote mobile"There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as nutty methods. Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as a complete waste of time."
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
"Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account."