Robert Orben quotes
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
Take this quote mobile"Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected."
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
"To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neut"