Robert Benchley quotes
"An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens."
Take this quote mobile"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
"Streets full of water; please advise."
"Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of."
"The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success."
"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."
"As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did."
"Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people."
"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."