Rita Rudner quotes
"My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping."
Take this quote mobile"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
"My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping."
"To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'"
"My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow."
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."
"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them."
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times."