Paula Poundstone, HBO stand-up routine quotes
"They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just a tired feeling really."
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one 'swollen' shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake.
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build
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