P. J. O Rourke quotes
"The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop."
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"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
"Never fight an inanimate object."
"Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen."
"Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs."
"With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created"