Oscar Levant quotes
"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on."
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"I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself."
"I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on."
"So little time, so little to do."
"I knew her before she was a virgin."
"Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath."
"I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients."
"Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate."
"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."