Office Space quotes
"Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really well."
"Peter When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not"
"Milton And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time,"
"Michael Bolton Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir You know there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael"
"Peter So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been w"
"Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--aft"
"Samir No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick th"
"Bob We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incid"
