National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" quotes
"Let not the sands of time get in your lunch."
"Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face."
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditat
"Let not the sands of time get in your lunch."
"Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face."