Matt Groening quotes
"Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address."
Take this quote mobile"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
"Families are about love overcoming emotional torture."
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels"