Mark Twain quotes
"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
"It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it."
"I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting."
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform."
"Truth is more of a stranger than fiction."
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please"
"Truth is more of a stranger than fiction."
