Johnny Carson quotes
"The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars."
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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair."
"Only lie about the future."
"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. An"
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."