John Barrymore quotes
"The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run."
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"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."
"A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized."
"Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice."
"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."
"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."
"America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks."
"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief."
"Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open."