Joe Moore quotes
"A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing."
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"Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most."
"America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the govern"
"It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close."
"You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency."
"Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath."
"If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it."
"Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it."
"Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the othe"