Joe Bob Briggs quotes
"SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary."
It is men who wait to be selected, and not those who seek, from whom we may expect the most efficient service.
Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contribution
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