Joan Rivers quotes
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'"
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"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."
"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."
"Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly -- hurt, bitterness, grief and, m"
"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."