Jean Kerr quotes
"One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind."
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"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on."
"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living."
"I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on."
"You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because t"
"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start looking very carefully to the right and left."
"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then h"
"Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye."