Jay Leno quotes
"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."
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"How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?"
"Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can. What your co-workers say about you, what your opponent is"
"Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true frie"
"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."
"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should w"
"You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that."
"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh."
"Here's something to think about How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'"