Henny Youngman quotes
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Take this quote mobile"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
"What?s the use of happiness? It can?t buy you money."
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."
"My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat."
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning,....sleep late."
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."