Groucho Marx quotes
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
Take this quote mobile"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
"I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."
"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open."
"I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."
"No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend."