Frank Zappa quotes
"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."
"In the fight between you and the world, back the world."
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."
"A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians."
"Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not."
"There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life."
"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence."
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library."
"My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can."
