Fran Lebowitz quotes
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
Take this quote mobile"My favorite animal is steak."
"Nothing succeeds like address."
"The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink."
"If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies."
"Humility is no substitute for a good personality."
"I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere."
"Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat."
"If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words."
"Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football."