Finley Peter Dunne quotes
"The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans."
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"Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals."
"Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, bap"
"The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here."
"Many a man that couldn't direct you to the drug store on the corner when he was 3 will get a respectful hearing when age has fur"