Evan Esar quotes
"Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them."
"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
"Walking isn't a lost art -- one must, by some means, get to the garage."
"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name."
"Statistician A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
"America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week"
"Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions."
"You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth."
"Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them."
