Erma Bombeck quotes
"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. "
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, I"
"There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.' Then they put"
"If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it."
"People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actual"
"A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with o"