Emo Phillips quotes
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
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"People come up to me and say, Emo, do people really come up to you?"
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained"
"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."