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"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."
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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner."
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
"One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them: It is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job. Another problem with governing people is people."