Dave Barry quotes
"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
Take this quote mobile"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
"We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it."
"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
"And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report."
"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent."
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."