Captain Edmund Blackadder, Blackadder Goes Forth quotes
"I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me."
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
He who hurries can not walk with dignity.
"I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me."