Bob Hope quotes
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle."
"If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
"I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money."
"I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
