Billy Madison quotes
"Juanita Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of ass though, too."
Take this quote mobile"Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really,"
"Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out."
"Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior"
"Billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader I dare you to touch her boobs. Billy"
"Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap."
"Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlo"
"Principal Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your r"