Bill Watterson quotes
"I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us."
"I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport."
"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em'"
"I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal."
"I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact"
"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - Calvin"
"Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists,"
