Anon. quotes
"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng."
Take this quote mobile"Optimization hinders evolution."
"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."
"If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works"
"Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA."
"Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME."
"Don't steal. The government hates competition."
"A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages."
"Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of."
"Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."