Ambrose Bierce quotes
"Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two."
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"Faith Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."
"Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue."
"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum"
"Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
"In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemp"
"Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having."
"Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion."
"Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others."