Alan Coren quotes
"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear."
"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms."
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear."
"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms."